'Mom decided I needed a 'wake up call'': Wannabe grandma secretly signs up her 30-year-old daughter for a "Parental Awareness Retreat" in an attempt to make her want kids of her own, ends up alienating her instead

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  • My mom secretly applied me for a "Parenthood Retreat" because I'm 30 and "running out of time"
  • So apparently my mom decided I needed a "wake up call." Last week I get this official-looking email congratulating me on being selected for a "Parenthood Awareness Weekend." I
  • thought it was spam until I saw my full name and her email as a reference. Turns out she literally signed me up for a 3- day retreat where people
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  • "explore the joys and challenges of parenting." I called her immediately. She goes, "Sweetie, you might meet someone there who'll change your mind. " I asked if
  • she'd appreciate it if I signed her up for a silent monastery retreat so she could "explore the joys of shutting up." She hung up. Now my whole
  • family's mad at me for "being rude," but I'm the one who just got ambushed into fake parenting camp. Should I send them all the kids' schedule and tell them to show up instead?
  • Mob Segment Have your local funeral directors mail her out some funeral plans. Gotta get these things sorted out in time.
  • Crazy_Initiative2815. Sign her email up for elderly home plans lets see how she likes it
  • WowOwIO That's my favorite thing about families. X does something unreasonable, rude, and quite frankly crosses many lines.
  • Y responds. The family, "Y, how could you do that to X?! That was horrible!"
  • WiselyWorded • over 40-no regrets I swear, half the posts in the group make me glad I've cut off most of my family.
  • MeButMuchCuter ⚫ That's both hilarious and grounds for going fully no contact. Woman needs to go to a weekend seminar about minding her own fucking bees wax.
  • FuturePurple7802 ⚫ I am sorry but this made me laugh so much. How is this even a real thing?? I mean I do believe you, but at the same time... I can't believe people are so weird that someone would come up with such a camp. Wow your mom.... Your response was bravo.
  • Let the family stay mad, they have two choices: to continue being mad or forget about it, in either case they leave you in peace for a while.
  • Sitcom_kid I'm sorry but the "joys of shutting up" had me laughing hysterically
  • WrestlingWom Childfree since 1981 Did she pay for it? Because what a way to spend money on nothing. Contact the people behind it and spin a lie about how some cruel person you don't
  • have contact with is signing you up for a bunch of bullshit like their camp, and that you would appreciate it if they could put you on a blacklist or something so it won't happen again.

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